Jokes

What did the bra say to the hat?
 You go on ahead and i'll give these two a lift.

  Where do bees go to the toilet?
 The BP Station. 

   What did the traffic light say to the car?   
 Don't look i'm changing.

   One day a bus conducter was very rude to the customers. He was sentanced to the electric chair. On the day the officer said, 'Do you have any last requests.'
'Yes i'd like an unripe green banana.' The officer got his banana and he peeled it and ate. The officer straped him to the chair and nothing happened.
The officer took him out of the chair and checked it over on then said, 'Do you have any last requests.' 
'Yes i'd like an unripe green banana.' The officer got his banana and he peeled it and ate. The officer straped him to the chair and nothing happened.
The officer took him out of the chair and checked it over on then said,
'Do you have any last requests.' 
'Yes i'd like an unripe green banana.' The officer got his banana and he peeled it and ate. The officer straped him to the chair and nothing happened.
Now their is a law in this state that if you don't get killed with the electric chair within three gos you have to be set free. 
The officer set him free and he went outside. 
'How did you manage to escape the electric chair?'
'Oh it was nothing I was just a really bad conductor.' 

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