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‘There are different ways of using the word up and here they are:’

 You wake UP in the morning and get out of bed

 Your wife/girlfriend gets UP too and goes in the shower 

Then you go in the shower after and then get dressed UP

 While you get dressed your girlfriend/ wife puts on her make UP 

Then you go on the Internet and all of these pop UPs appear 

Then you top UP your mobile, go to the supermarket You pick UP your items and queue UP at the checkout 

When you get home you decide to warm UP 

 So you decide to do some pull UPS and also some push UPS 

After that, the phone rings non-stop and you get tied UP  

Then you go UPstairs to bed and dream UP some great ideas 

(You don’t want to mess UP!)


 (Based on an experience in a comedy club I had)

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