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(Based on an experience in a comedy club I had)

‘There are different ways of using the word up and here they are:’

You wake UP in the morning and get out of bed

Your wife/girlfriend gets UP too and goes in the shower

Then you go in the shower after and then get dressed UP

While you get dressed your girlfriend/ wife puts on her make UP

Then you go on the Internet and all of these pop UPs appear

Then you top UP your mobile, go to the supermarket You pick UP your items and queue UP at the checkout

When you get home you decide to warm UP

So you decide to do some pull UPS and also some push UPS

After that, the phone rings non-stop and you get tied UP

Then you go UPstairs to bed and dream UP some great ideas

(You don’t want to mess UP!)

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